Unhealthy Obsessions

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

ollivander:

vladputinofficial:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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excuse me? 

oh fuck oh shIT GOD DAMN Fuck SHIT

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

ithelpstodream:

Well uh, he did just save the whole world.

Yeah, good start..

[x]

doctorwho:

joscribbles:

"I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked - River and I, we had this big fight —" [x]

Thanks for joining us for #DW Otter Hour. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Doctor Who Tumblr.

doctorwho:

joscribbles:

"I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked - River and I, we had this big fight —" [x]

Thanks for joining us for #DW Otter Hour. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Doctor Who Tumblr.

It means that you are a very clever man making the mistake, common to very clever people, of assuming that everybody else is stupid.

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

elvenwhovian:

So many hilarious quotes from 12 in this one :D

Deep cover.